One of the recurring themes in the work of Iamaphoney are
his references to Paul’s trip to Kenya in November 1966.
Up to now I was not aware of any evidence to substantiate
his claim that Paul was hospitalised on that trip, however, an article in the
January 1967 Beatles Monthly magazine has come in to my possession which does,
albeit vaguely, confirm that something happened.
However, as with most things Beatles, all is not as it
appears.
As you can see Mal claims that the trip began on a Tuesday,
which given the other information the article yields, must have been the 8th
November, – an auspicious date in Beatles circles as it seems to have been the
date John met Yoko at her exhibition at Indica and, possibly, also the day that
Roman Polanski and Sharon Tate popped by to play chess – however, according to
the Beatles Bible they met in France on Saturday 12th November at the
Saint-Eloi catholic church, on Rue Saint-James in Bordeaux. Further, the ever
reliable McCartney biographer and propagandist, and erstwhile owner of the
aforementioned Indica Bookstore and Art Gallery, Barry Miles in his book Many
Years From Now states that McCartney said..."We met up, exactly as
planned, under the church clock. He was there. I figured I'd had enough of my
own company by then. I had enjoyed it, it had been a nice thing. Then we drove
down into Spain but we got to Madrid and we didn't know anyone; the only way
would have been to go to a club and start making contacts. So we thought, this
is not going to be any fun, and rang the office in London, and booked ourselves
a safari trip."
Dear old Mal, bless him, informs us that they had been
planning on joining up with John in Spain only to discover, via a telephone
call, that John was already back in London having finished filming How I Won
the War, and had abandoned both Neil and Cyn and was, instead, heading off,
under his own free will, to Indica where he would be set up with his handler.
Given that Neil and Mal worked in tandem on their on-going
Beatles arse-wiping mission it seems almost impossible that Mal would not have
known exactly where Neil and John were at that time. Add to that the fact that
in order for operation ‘brainwash Lennon’ to work would almost certainly
require that nosey old McCartney was well out the way at the time then this Gallic
sojourn is just too convenient. Because, although Yoko had never heard of the
Beatles before, the fact that she had knocked on McCartney’s door the year
before and begged him for a shag might have spoilt the romantic frisson between
her and Johnny a tad!
Of course who knows what dates to believe? The Beatles Bible
claims that McCartney went to France on 6th November 1966 – 666 anyone?
– and then met Neil on the 12th whilst also claiming that John
arrived back in London on the 6th (666 again), meaning that Mal
would have had a full six days in which to have learnt about the early
cessation of filming and, thereby, negating any need to phone London for a Lennon
update. Confused? You will be!
McCartney meanwhile, again according to the Beatles Bible,
was busy trying hard not to be a Beatle complete with “the moustache and
glasses disguise he had prepared to allow him to travel incognito”. So, it was
a fake moustache?
The Beatles Bible also claims that Paul and Mal met up with
Jane Asher before flying on to Kenya but, poor old Mal, completely forgets
about this. To be fair I have not seen any evidence to suggest that Jane was in
Kenya and none of Mr Phoney’s footage, that I have seen, shows her.
The significance, or at least inference, in Iamaphoneys
Kenyan reference is that it was here that the replacement ‘Paul’ received the
plastic surgery that he needed to transform him into a fool-proof McCartney.
This seems to come from extracts of a document that, we are meant to assume
anyway, is a segment of the long lost memoir of Mal Evans, wherein there is an
intriguing line that says ‘they did a good job in Nairobi’ and talks of a
clinic in Kenya.
It is telling then that the Beatles Monthly piece confirms
that whilst at Ambosali Park (actually Amboseli) Paul ‘had caught too much sun
and felt really bad for a day or too’ (sic). Is then when the alleged plastic
surgery took place? We will probably never know, however, recovery from surgery
would surely take more than two days?
At the very least herein lies the germ of the story and
from, though an official Beatles organ, a far from reliable source. The Beatles
Monthly Magazine was an outlet by which Billy Shepherd a.k.a. Neil Aspinall
could plant the stories that would later seed the Paul is Dead myth. It is
pertinent to remember that this article from the January 1967 edition was just
a month before the famous ‘false rumour’ article in which a story about Paul dying
in a car crash was first suggested.
Further evidence, though I concede not proof, that the
entire Paul is Dead myth was perpetrated by the Beatles and exacerbated by Neil
Aspinall before he founded the iamaphoney.org in 1990, not coincidentally, at
the same time that the Beatles Anthology project was commenced. The more I dig
the more I become convinced that the Iamaphoney series is a means of utilising
unseen footage compiled for the aborted ‘Long and Winding Road’ project, that
was in essence a proto anthology, and that it presents a secret Beatles
history.